{"id":342,"date":"2008-07-21T19:34:51","date_gmt":"2008-07-21T19:34:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/village-east-restaurant-review\/"},"modified":"2008-10-03T20:29:54","modified_gmt":"2008-10-03T20:29:54","slug":"village-east-restaurant-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/village-east-restaurant-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Village East Restaurant Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Village East Restaurant Review<\/h2>\n<p><em><br \/>\nHelen Forrest was hoping to be more impressed with the Village East Restaurant<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Village East<br \/>\n171 Bermondsey Street,<br \/>\nLondon,<br \/>\nSE1 3UW<\/p>\n<p>I decided to book &#8216;<strong>Village East<\/strong>&#8216;, which is located on the trendy<br \/>\nBerdmondsey Street, as a treat for myself, the Veggie and a friend who was<br \/>\nin the city for the day.<\/p>\n<p>This Modern European restaurant seemed like a safe bet and as we had<br \/>\nbooked the special offer through &#8216;<strong>TopTable.com<\/strong>&#8216; it was all the more<br \/>\nattractive.<\/p>\n<p>First impressions were good. The restaurant boasted a stylish interior,<br \/>\nfull of polished surfaces and clean lines, whilst managing to maintain a<br \/>\nwelcoming atmosphere. We were shown to a table near the open-plan kitchen<br \/>\nand toilets, which wasn&#8217;t as unfavourable as it might appear. However as<br \/>\nthe restaurant was nearly empty I&#8217;m sure a nicer table could have been<br \/>\nfound.<\/p>\n<p>Our waitress greeted us politely but unfortunately her manner went<br \/>\ndownhill from there. When I mentioned for the second time that we had<br \/>\nbooked via &#8216;TopTable&#8217; she muttered that she would have to get us &#8216;the<br \/>\nother&#8217; menu, immediately making us feel like penny-pinching chancers. The<br \/>\nspecials, which she had lovingly read out only a few moments before, were<br \/>\nstill available but &#8216;of course would be full price.&#8217; Of course. The air<br \/>\nbristled around us as I contemplated telling her that we were quite able<br \/>\nto afford the food at full price but liked a bargain when we saw one&#8230;<br \/>\nPut simply: don&#8217;t have a 40% off offer if you are going to be so grudging<br \/>\nabout it. <strong>This place was hardly The Ivy after all.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Well, you can imagine that by the time we came to order our food, this<br \/>\nwaitress&#8217;s manner was threatening to make anything we had taste rather<br \/>\nbitter. I had the Scallops and caramelised pork belly with carrot puree to<br \/>\nstart, followed by a rare moment of conscience (as a Buddhist I shouldn&#8217;t<br \/>\nreally eat meat) in which I ordered the Pumpkin and Goat&#8217;s cheese<br \/>\nwellington. When my friend stumbled over the pronunciation of her pasta,<br \/>\nbut named all the other ingredients in it, she was rudely corrected by her<br \/>\nmaj &#8211;<strong> &#8216;Oh, you mean the passs-ta&#8230;&#8217;<\/strong> Cue an embarrassed response from my<br \/>\nfriend and the settling of a grey cloud over our table.<\/p>\n<p>Our starters, when they arrived, were on the small side. We decided it was<br \/>\nprobably a small portions kind of place&#8230; My 3 scallops were perfectly<br \/>\ncooked, although the pork belly was rather anemic and didn&#8217;t have the<br \/>\ncrispy crackling I had been imagining. The carrot puree looked like orange<br \/>\nbabyfood and had about as much taste. <strong>On a more positive note, the<br \/>\nveggie&#8217;s Gorgonzola tart was apparently very nice and my friend&#8217;s<br \/>\ngazpacho, good but a bit bland.<\/strong> I think by this point we were discussing<br \/>\nhow different this experience was to our previous &#8216;TopTable&#8217; meals, and<br \/>\nthe quote of the night had occurred, which was &#8216;There is only so much cold<br \/>\nsoup you can eat,&#8217; &#8211; bless her.<\/p>\n<p>Mains were less enjoyable, with the Wellington looking, and tasting, more<br \/>\nlike the boot of the same name than the nicely cooked pastry and sweet and<br \/>\nsavoury filing I had been expecting. It was like it had been born of a<br \/>\ndifferent restaurant, reminding me of a Weatherspoon&#8217;s meal, with thick<br \/>\ndark brown pastry, cut into 2 huge slices. It tasted mostly of stodge and<br \/>\nmushrooms, with more mushrooms on the side in a metallic tomato sauce.<strong> Our<br \/>\nfriend&#8217;s pasta was better, silky and well-flavoured, but again the portion<br \/>\nwas too large. Very odd.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>About this point we were assigned the total polar opposite of our waitress<br \/>\n(who was to return for tea and the ill-feted payment). This waiter<br \/>\nsimpered, he smiled, he caressed us with his charming words&#8230; It was too<br \/>\nmuch, too late &#8211; get some consistency here Village East!<\/p>\n<p>I was the only one who opted for dessert (in a flawed move to salvage the<br \/>\nmeal). I selected the creme brulee as it is one of my favourites. Oh dear.<br \/>\nInstead of being nicely caramelised by the blow-torch, the brulee looked<br \/>\nas if it had been cremated for crimes against french cuisine. One pathetic<br \/>\nlooking raspberry covered some of the worst of the charcoal, and the<br \/>\ninnards were nice but sadly were totally ruined by the topping. Just to<br \/>\nreally seal the bad restaurant deal, little miss Sunshine brought us a<br \/>\nbroken teapot (we all ordered Earl Grey), without a word. Yes we should<br \/>\nhave complained earlier but I decided in typical British<br \/>\npassive-aggressiveness to make a stand over the <strong>&#8216;optional service charge<\/strong>&#8216;.<br \/>\n&#8216;You haven&#8217;t given me enough,&#8217; she blustered. &#8216;We don&#8217;t have to pay it,&#8217; I<br \/>\nbatted back,&#8217;and I really don&#8217;t think the service was worth 11 pounds.&#8217;<br \/>\nShe stared, went to speak to her manager and that was that. Needless to<br \/>\nsay we won&#8217;t be returning, deal or no deal.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Price: Starters from 5.80p, mains from 11.80p, sides 3.00p, desserts<br \/>\n6.00p, wine from 15.50p.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Our meal came to approx 65 pounds for 3, including the 40% discount. <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Village East Restaurant Review Helen Forrest was hoping to be more impressed with the Village East Restaurant Village East 171 Bermondsey Street, London, SE1 3UW I decided to book &#8216;Village East&#8216;, which is located on the trendy Berdmondsey Street, as a treat for myself, the Veggie and a friend who was in the city for&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/village-east-restaurant-review\/\"><span>read more&nbsp;&#8230;<\/span><\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=342"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/342\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}