{"id":244,"date":"2008-02-06T19:19:25","date_gmt":"2008-02-06T19:19:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/wild-honey-stgeorges-square-mayfair-london-restaurant-review\/"},"modified":"2008-02-06T19:19:25","modified_gmt":"2008-02-06T19:19:25","slug":"wild-honey-stgeorges-square-mayfair-london-restaurant-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/wild-honey-stgeorges-square-mayfair-london-restaurant-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Wild Honey, St.Georges Square, Mayfair, London Restaurant Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Wild Honey, St.Georges Square, Mayfair, London &#8211; Reviewed By Ben John Edwards<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Ben was not very impressed:<\/em><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I would be lying if I were to say that it was a total disaster. The<br \/>\nfood was well cooked and thought out. However, nothing on the plates put<br \/>\nin front of me had anything nearing the Wow Factor you would expect from a<br \/>\nMichelin Star.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well I&#8217;ll start by saying a very big &#8216;Sorry&#8217; to Jim. It was my<br \/>\nfriends birthday celebration, and I talked him out of going to Langans<br \/>\n(which has less than favourable reviews and is a glorified &#8216;old boys<br \/>\nclub&#8217;) to go to much talked about Wild Honey, in London&#8217;s Mayfair. <\/p>\n<p>It had, incidentally, just won a Michelin star and I was very anxious to try it<br \/>\nout. Unfortunately, the only thing it had in common with Michelin is that<br \/>\nit left me &#8216;tyred&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Upon arrival, 10 minutes early, we were asked, neigh, TOLD to come back in<br \/>\nten minutes when our table was ready. Before I could object, we were told<br \/>\nwe could stay (oh thanks&#8230;) if we squeezed into the gap beside the<br \/>\nwindow. Half our party were then offered drinks, still in our coats,<br \/>\nwhilst the other half stood perplexed by the bar. We were then left to<br \/>\nstand at the bar perusing menus.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, a far more charming waiter picked up on our immediate<br \/>\ndissatisfaction, and our table was quickly prepared. However, they had<br \/>\ndecided that the best place to put six diners celebrating a birthday was<br \/>\nin a dingy booth beside the stairs to the toilets. Even then I had to ask<br \/>\nfor our coats to be taken.<\/p>\n<p>It was NOT going well &#8211; they certainly didn&#8217;t win any stars for the<br \/>\nservice. Our party were asked several times in a patronising tone whether<br \/>\nwe needed any &#8216;help&#8217; with the menu (If I was unfamiliar with any of the<br \/>\nterms or ingredients, I&#8217;ll ask, thankyou), and were generally treated as<br \/>\naccidental walk-ins rather than serious diners. <\/p>\n<p><strong>At one point, an incredibly rude waiter asked one of our party, quite forcefully whilst<br \/>\ndelivering his main course, &#8216;do you want this or not?&#8217;. <\/strong>I am quite glad he<br \/>\nhadn&#8217;t addressed me in that manner, because he would have received a<br \/>\ngraphic and detailed answer of what he could have done with it.<\/p>\n<p>Still, onto the food. I started with gurnard, in a ceviche style, on a<br \/>\ntomato and blood orange salsa, in reflection of the skin of the fish, a<br \/>\nnice touch. This was fine, delicate and sweet. However, the salsa was<br \/>\nreminiscent of the tomato sauce on a cheap frozen pizza, and I found this<br \/>\nto be offputting. Haunch of venison with sweet potato and kale was<br \/>\nperfectly cooked, but very delicate in flavour &#8211; I had expected a certain<br \/>\n&#8216;highness&#8217; which was entirely absent and far too safe for Michelin<br \/>\nstandard. <\/p>\n<p>I then chose from an uninspiring but tasty cheese selection,<br \/>\nwith an Epoisse-style cheese coming out the winner, and a signature &#8216;Wild<br \/>\nHoney&#8217; ice cream with honeycomb, which was admittedly very good, only to<br \/>\nbe superceded by a Sainsburys Taste the Difference offering a day later.<br \/>\nSaving grace? <strong>Very good wine list; it would have been hard to pick a duff<br \/>\ndrop &#8211; the Sauvignon blanc and Viognier I had were fantastic.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So, I would be lying if I were to say that it was a total disaster. The<br \/>\nfood was well cooked and thought out. However, nothing on the plates put<br \/>\nin front of me had anything nearing the Wow Factor you would expect from a<br \/>\nMichelin Star. My beloved Bildeston Crown, Suffolk, is a far better<br \/>\nrestaurant food wise, and knocks Wild Honey into a cocked hat. But what<br \/>\nreally marred the evening was the condescending, dismissive, indifferent<br \/>\nand downright rude service we were subjected to, aside from one waiter. We<br \/>\ndid not leave a tip, as they did not deserve it. <strong>The only thing about that<br \/>\nrestaurant that was wild was me on my exit. <\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wild Honey, St.Georges Square, Mayfair, London &#8211; Reviewed By Ben John Edwards Ben was not very impressed: I would be lying if I were to say that it was a total disaster. The food was well cooked and thought out. However, nothing on the plates put in front of me had anything nearing the Wow&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/wild-honey-stgeorges-square-mayfair-london-restaurant-review\/\"><span>read more&nbsp;&#8230;<\/span><\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dine-online.co.uk\/foodie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}